My letter to Cthulhu
Dec. 6th, 2005 06:56 pmMonkey see, monkey do... (and I admit I had to look up the word sedulous in the dictionary)

Your humble and obedient servant,
lucianus1
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I fed msmemory to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
rufinia (65 points). In June, I rescued
baronadhemar from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (105 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
lucianus1
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