God bless him!

As I was reading the personals section of the current Harvard magazine (yes Harvard has a magazine, with personal ads and Yale does too) I came upon this:

"Widower 87 5'10" 145# healthy vigorous potent financially established Hvd PhD iso lovely slender lithe well-spoken formally and informally well groomed female companion to aesthetically enjoy and intellectually appreciate."

You gotta hand it to him for trying!