lucianus: (doughboy)
lucianus ([personal profile] lucianus) wrote2006-10-04 01:24 pm
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I had planned to dine at the Cuban restaurant tonight

Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 100%

You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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[identity profile] cvirtue.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you figure the quizmaker is being serious, or not?

[identity profile] lucianus.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
One would hope not but you never know...

[identity profile] peregrinning.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking at the "Have you drunk the Republican Kool-Aid" one advertised at the end of the quiz, I think this is dripping with irony and sarcasm.

I'd love to see what the text looks like for someone who gets something less than 50%, but I don't really know anyone who would fit the bill... Not well enough to ask them to fill it out, that is. :-)

[identity profile] lucianus.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the message that you get if you plug in pro-Bush, pro-war answers:

"Congratulations, Patriot! Wave your flag proudly, stand tall, and bask in the glory of George Bush's America. The terrorists will never win so long as there is a sufficient number of people like you out there. Never question, never doubt. You are on the right side. America's side. God's side. Rush Limbaugh has told you so. Rah rah, go Bush!!"

[identity profile] cvirtue.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You can fill it out against your own opinions, y'know.

[identity profile] peregrinning.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Some things my brain just doesn't want to do. :-)

Plus, I think about the metrics they might get of how many people scored how high, and don't want to add inaccurate data...

[identity profile] cvirtue.livejournal.com 2006-10-04 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Devil's advocate: and the ultimate outcome of incorrect totals on an online quize is ...?

But I understand the brain problem. Just this morning, Arthur was waltzing around in a Darth Vader mask with a princess crown on top. I'd feel like that answering the quiz wrong, to find out the answers for the dark side.

[identity profile] lucianus.livejournal.com 2006-10-05 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
For heaven's sake, it's just a cheesy online survey! I'd rate it right up there with the Halloween candy haul survey.
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